Freakotourism
I traveled recently, by air, to Vail.
Now before you self-styled environmentalists throw a fit, know this: I offset all my travel by trading for credits at Gladropes, my local hemp crafts store and carbon exchange. I found a nice gentleman whom for some reason wanted all my old underwear in exchange for 5,000 gallons of effluence for my personal methane-capture still.
Though I had to breathe into a paper bag to keep from hyperventilating every time
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