You Named that Schlong; We Picked a Winner

Jeff McIntire-Strasburg — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:25:59 +0000

Apparently, the pine wood snake has a very distinctive schlong: no one who entered our “Name that Schlong” contest confused it with the penis of, say, a blesbok or a dragonfly, or any of the other “members” of the Grand Gallery of Penises. Well done, schlong-namers!

Now, on to the important stuff…

We have a winner!

Can You Name that Schlong?

Jeff McIntire-Strasburg — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:45:48 +0000

UPDATE: We’ve got a new Green Porno contest running… check it out.

If you’ve had dreams about Isabella Rossellini wandering through a forest of enlarged animal penises (peni?), either you need to get to the shrink quickly, or you’ve been watching Sundance Channel’s Green Porno series very regularly. If the latter’s the case, let’s see how much you’ve picked up…

Name that Schlong

Take a look at the picture above. The arrow in the picture is pointing out a specific species’ penis. Know what it is? Name it… in the comments. Need help? Check out the main contest post at Sundance’s SUNfiltered blog (disclosure: I’m a blogger there).

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You Named that Schlong; We Picked a Winner

We have a winner!

Can You Name that Schlong?

Name that Schlong