“Restfull” Infant Formula is Full of *Something*
Can’t get that baby to sleep through the night?
Want those full 9 hours of sleep you remember?
Pump your baby full of Enfamil’s “Restfull” formula! It’s,
Specially designed to help babies feel full longer and sleep better…[It] thickens gently in baby’s tummy and digests slowly.
Because didn’t you hear? Formula-feeding is apparently,
A natural way to help keep your baby feeling satisfied.
Ri-ight. Because as a natural parent, when you’re not forcing your baby to sleep through the cry-it-out method, certainly you’re hoping to find something that will stick in their bellies. Or even better, something that will magically “thicken” in their bellies.
